Tonight I feel like writing a bedtime story because I'm buzzing with creative flare and I can't sleep... (suprise suprise!!) So here goes...
Once upon a time there lived an alien named Gregory Wackle-Zigger-Zagger. He was indeed a rather lovely alien and was particularly fond of yodelling.
However Gregory Wackle-Zigger-Zagger had a terrible problem,every time he put on his rainbow viking hat and yodelled he would do a purple poo in his pants!
To poo your pants whilst yodelling was what aliens did back on planet Frodo-Ding-Zit and to wear a viking hat while doing it made it all the more special.But all the humans and all the elephants and all the mice who lived on planet Earth didn't like his purple poo, nor did they like his shiny rainbow viking hat!
Gregory Wackle- Zigger-Zagger was very sad. He loved to yodel but couldn't resist the urge to put his viking hat on and do a big, fat, wobbly, jelly-like, purple poo.
So one fine sunny Tuesday in July at six o'clock Gregory Wackle- Zigger-Zagger decided that in order to stop pooing in his pants he needed a new hat. It was just so handy that he happened to be living in a rather fine neighborhood where there was an abundance of exotic hat trees that were just starting to bloom. There had just been a terrible hat famine where no hat could be found in all of Antarctica which was where all finest hats were sourced, so finding a hat or rather having a beautiful abundance of them was a rarity. There were all kinds of wonderful hats, there were little yellow polka dotted hats small enough for a Pray Mantis, there were jelly-bean scented hats perfectly fitted for a domestic cat, and hat shaped hats! Gregory Wackle- Zigger-Zagger was in hat heaven! He skipped and laughed and churped and chuckled as he danced his way down the street trying on all the wonderful exotic hats.
Suddenly an orange box shaped hat with fairy wings darted past him. As it flew past it sprinkled glitter and star shaped biscuit crumbs for the birds who nested in the trees.
"What a fine hat that is!" cried Gregory Wackle-Zigger-Zagger "That looks like the perfect hat to wear during my yodelling practice!"
So he ran as fast as his twenty-eight alien legs would carry him. He ran and ran chasing that marvelous hat until finally he caught it in his tentacle-like fingers.
As he tried on that orange box shaped hat that sprinkled glitter and star shaped biscuit crumbs he was completely and utterly transformed into a green badger. It was a magic hat!
Gregory Wackle-Zigger-Zagger stood and wiggled his new tale and tapped his badger claws together with glee, he'd always wanted to be a badger and being a green badger was even better, as green was rather fashionable and he knew every human and every elephant and every mouse would love him for it!
So he hurried home to his caravan and prepared himself for yodelling practice. He wiggled his tail and began to yodel and as soon as he opened his mouth out came an entire choir of yodelling fleas!
All the humans, and all of the elephants and all of the mice of planet Earth heard Gregory Wackle-Zigger-Zaggers choir of fleas and flocked to his caravan to hear them sing.
Gregory Wackle-Zigger-Zagger simply loved being a green badger so much, and having his own choir of yodelling fleas that he wore his magic orange box shaped hat for the rest of his life.
And because he had fleas doing his yodelling for him, he no longer had the urge to poo his pants in public.
It was a dream come true!
THE END!
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